How many children do you think have been concieved by someone forgetting to take their wallet out of their trousers and putting them in the wash?
Yes, it’s a strange question but it has it’s roots in an odd thought my flatmate had. The conversation went thusly:
Flatmate: “Have you ever left a condom in your pocket and put your trousers through the wash OR have you ever left your wallet in your trousers, with a condom in it, and put the trousers in the wash?”
Me: “What? No!”
Flatmate: “Neither have I BUT if this happened do you think the condom would still be usable, and if it was still usable would it break easier?”
Me: “Well, I dunno…”
Flatmate: “If this is so, then how many children do you think have been conceived this way?”
Me: “Who thought this up?!”
Flatmate: “Me, just there.”
Me: “I like it!”
So there you have it. Is it possible this has happened? How many children exist because of this? Answers on a postcard….