A Question of Conception

How many children do you think have been concieved by someone forgetting to take their wallet out of their trousers and putting them in the wash?

Yes, it’s a strange question but it has it’s roots in an odd thought my flatmate had. The conversation went thusly:

Flatmate: “Have you ever left a condom in your pocket and put your trousers through the wash OR have you ever left your wallet in your trousers, with a condom in it, and put the trousers in the wash?”

Me: “What? No!”

Flatmate: “Neither have I BUT if this happened do you think the condom would still be usable, and if it was still usable would it break easier?”

Me: “Well, I dunno…”

Flatmate: “If this is so, then how many children do you think have been conceived this way?”

Me: “Who thought this up?!”

Flatmate: “Me, just there.”

Me: “I like it!”
So there you have it. Is it possible this has happened? How many children exist because of this? Answers on a postcard….

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